For your kinky needs, this one has it all (well, a good bit of it anyway). Condoms and paddles and whips and blindfolds and vibrators and ball gags and buttplugs oh my! All stamped and embossed in black, with watercoloring red around the images. The sentiment reads "SOMEONE NEEDS A SPANKING" in black. Is it you? Them? Someone else entirely?  The card base is black, so the interior has a white layer for your personal message. 
 
All cards are handcrafted, which means slight variations will occur. This card is A2 sized (4 1/4 x 5 1/2), and is handcrafted so each one is unique. Blank inside, it comes with a white A2 envelope.