Motivational? Maybe. Funny? Maybe. Cursey? Certainly. "Grant me the serenity to accept that the Earth is  filled with assholes and fuckery that I cannot change, the courage to stay out of the assholery and fuckery, and the wisdom to know I'm the shit without shitting on others." is stamped in black, matted with black, and mounted on dry embossed holographic foil (the texture is dimensional!). The card base is black, so the interior has a white layer for your personal message. Note: please don't shit on people (Unless they like that kind of thing. Be cool.)
 
All cards are handcrafted, which means slight variations will occur. This card is A2 sized (4 1/4 x 5 1/2), and is handcrafted so each one is unique. Blank inside, it comes with a white A2 envelope.