Such a cute little penis (well, not that little!). Its cut from kraft cardstock and outlined in a lighter cardstock and has a sweet little face. It rests on a background of various stencilled penises, along with the sentiment, "ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE. I HATE RHYMING. PENIS.". This one is perfect for almost everyone (well, ok, maybe not Grandma). Matting is in gold foil, the sentiment is in black, and the cardbase is white.
 
All cards are handcrafted, which means slight variations will occur. This card is A2 sized (4 1/4 x 5 1/2), and is handcrafted so each one is unique. Blank inside, it comes with a white A2 envelope.