We all like poetry, right? The classic Roses are Red has been conveying messages for forever, it can certainly handle your needs! "ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, MY NAUGHTY THOUGHTS ALWAYS INVOLVE YOU" is printed in black with a red mat, with a background of red stencilled fucks and curves. Double matted with red and holographic foil cardstock, the cardbase is white.  
 
All cards are handcrafted, which means slight variations will occur. This card is A2 sized (4 1/4 x 5 1/2), and is handcrafted so each one is unique. Blank inside, it comes with a white A2 envelope.