"THE DILDO OF CONSEQUENCES RARELY ARRIVES LUBED". So true! The sentiment is in black, the mats are gold foil, and the dildos are stencilled on the background of this white card. 
 
All cards are handcrafted, which means slight variations will occur. This card is A2 sized (4 1/4 x 5 1/2), and is handcrafted so each one is unique. Blank inside, it comes with a white A2 envelope.